Tuesday, 13 September 2011

mouse family.

i have a three yr old, i caught her being quiet today, i investigated.
quiet = suspicious, and quite rightly so as she had created her own little "mouse family".
mummy mouse, daddy mouse and ten ikkle baby mice, each with names i add. No need for expensive toys and books for my daughter, a twelve box of tampax will do just fine.
All unwrapped and untubed and very unusable as anything else but mice! on closer inspection i found 12 trainer socks scattered too, silly me, i enquired about the socks to be met with, they are not socks they are sleeping bags for the mice mummy.xxxx

you'll find i mean this sentance in the nicest possible way.........................I HATE KIDS LOL.  i use it alot.
xx